The Totally Not Gay Last Voyage of Captain Christian White
Posted on April 20th, 2015 by Adam-Troy CastroCaptain Christian White, supreme commander of the LILY, put down his nutritious meal of American cheese on white bread, with extra mayo, and answered his buzzing intercom. He barked the standard protocol for answering every red alert on ship. “I’m not gay! Report!” “I’m not gay, sir! We have a ship decloaking off the bow! […]