Posted on January 11th, 2017 by Adam-Troy Castro
The most mordantly fascinating aspect of f the Donald Trump Golden Showers story, which may or may not be true, if that if you definitively prove it to be a total fabrication, I mean, if you prove beyond any doubt that he did NOT pay Russian hookers to piss on a bed that he believed to have been used by Barack Obama, and thus completely discount it from any assessments of his character, what you’re left with once that story has been completely eliminated from the equation is still Donald Trump.
It’s like what happens when some guy with a net worth of exactly one billion dollars buys a slice of pizza for lunch.
Yes, he now has a billion dollars minus the cost of a slice of pizza. But he is still a billionaire, right? Maybe not in absolute numbers, but certainly in identifiable type.
So you can remove the story about Donald Trump paying hookers to piss on a bed and he’s still Donald Trump, the guy of whom that may not be literally true, but of whom it might as well be. He is indivisible, no matter what shitty, demeaning story you remove due to fact-checking.
Tags: Assholes, Barack Obama, Donald Trump | Category Humor, Politics
Comment By: Pawyigh Lee Montgomery
January 11th, 2017 at 11:17 am
What maths?
Comment By: Cathy Becker Gonzalez
January 11th, 2017 at 12:19 pm
The GOP spent years and millions trying to tear down Bill Clinton over a blow job. They’ve also spent years giving oxygen to fake news for their own political gain. Whether this is true or not, they’ve got nobody but themselves to blame for the climate that allowed this to find a place to grow.
Comment By: Scott Murkin
January 11th, 2017 at 2:18 pm
The converse of that is that even if proven completely true, those who voted for him surely couldn’t care about this one revelation if none of the rest of it bothered them.
Comment By: Tim Sullivan
January 11th, 2017 at 3:19 pm
True, but the indifferent who’ve been telling us that we should give President Pissgums a chance may be affected by this story.
Comment By: Edward Foy
January 11th, 2017 at 9:18 pm
At this point, I’m convinced Trump could go on national television, roast a puppy and eat it; and all his supporters would say is “My, he took time out of his busy schedule to give us a helpful cooking hint. What a great man. Anyway, it was an all-American puppy and not a filthy cat. You know that’s what Hilary would have cooked.”
Comment By: David Alexander McDonald
January 11th, 2017 at 2:15 pm
Ah, the joys of immoral mathematics.
This is my point, too. You can discount all of this, and yet you still have the core horror of The Donald, indivisible.
There’s also still the question of exactly what the Russians have by way of kompromat on Yambo. Because they do have it; it’s one of the things they do, like breathing.
Comment By: Adam-Troy Castro
January 11th, 2017 at 2:59 pm
Yup.
Comment By: David Vineyard
January 11th, 2017 at 9:18 pm
Buzzfeed said today they published because of the low standard the Republicans set for releasing this kind of thing.