You know what Donald Trump really is? Film him in black and white, light the room through the stripes of aluminum blinds, and give the whole thing a jazz score, and you’ll finally recognize him as a film noir villain, the sleazy rich guy encountered in the course of an investigation who sics his […]
For the life of me, I will never ever understand the whiny male bitches who get upset at female protagonists in action movies. And I’m not speaking from the point of view of ideology. I’m speaking as a lover of stories, a guy who both produces and consumes them. When Laurie Strode proved the one […]
I’m holding the clipboard, clearly marked REGISTER TO VOTE. The guy comes over and says, “For what party?” I say, “For any party.” “Really?” “Yes. By law I am required to account for every form and submit your application exactly the same way, whether you want to be Republican, Democrat, Green, Libertarian, or what have […]