Adam-Troy Castro

Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Stories About Yams.

 

50 People Who Are Not Groot

Posted on August 17th, 2015 by Adam-Troy Castro
  1. Donald Trump
  2. Kate Hudson
  3. William Shatner
  4. Paul McCartney
  5. Jack Ketchum
  6. Joe Biden
  7. Howie Mandel
  8. Zeppo Marx
  9. Snooki
  10. Ryan Reynolds
  11. Guillermo del Toro
  12. Steven Spielberg
  13. Anne Rice
  14. Morgan Freeman
  15. Brad Torgersen
  16. Michael Burstein
  17. Clive Barker
  18. James Patterson
  19. Samuel L. Jackson
  20. Mia Farrow
  21. Steven Seagal
  22. Sandra Locke
  23. Liam Neeson
  24. Jonas Salk
  25. Abraham Lincoln
  26. Norman Borlaug
  27. Attila the Hun
  28. Buzz Aldrin
  29. Matt Groening
  30. Stan Lee
  31. Scarlett Johannsen
  32. Rush Limbaugh
  33. Keith Olbermann
  34. Zoe Bell
  35. Wil Wheaton
  36. John Scalzi
  37. Bono
  38. Kim Jong-Un
  39. Charles Manson
  40. David Hasselhoff
  41. Keith Richards
  42. Spike Lee
  43. Kanye West
  44. Robbie Rist
  45. Joe Pesci
  46. Kirk Douglas
  47. Mark Cuban
  48. Bill Gates
  49. Diana Rigg
  50. George R.R. Martin

11 Responses to "50 People Who Are Not Groot"

  1. At last count, aren’t there around 7 billion people – give or take – who are not Groot? And that’s just actual folks, not literary ones.

  2. This was an actual experiment to see how long this would be up before somebody posted a, “You Forgot…” reply.

  3. Fair enough. I apologize for derailing the experiment. Or validating it, perhaps. Depends how you read that I suppose.

    I’ll shut up now.

  4. You validated it. No need to shut up.

  5. Alrighty then. I enjoy your feed immensely, glad to have contributed in a useful manner.

  6. But really, aren’t we ALL Groot?

  7. Dang, I was hoping you’d slipped Vin Diesel onto the list just to see how long before somebody objected that he certainly _is_ Groot.

  8. I believe, and correct me if I’m wrong, he DID say “WE” are Groot!?

  9. I thought I was Groot. Thanks for setting me straight.

  10. I thought I was Groot. Thanks for setting me straight.

  11. Does anyone truly grok Groot? And if one does grok Groot is one then Groot? Inquiring memes want to know.

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